What Movie Makers Do Not Want You To see
Nose hairs. No movie ever shows nose hairs. Nor ear hairs. Nor armpit hairs. Never hairs on breasts. Hair on the head is good, but bald spots are concealed. For film makers, some body hairs must be denied.
Bad teeth—not white, broken or even missing. Bad teeth were once common, especially in countries where people did not use dentists. Missing teeth look stupid and are only used in select occasions, usually to stereotype someone from a rural area.
Men’s feet. Women’s feet are fine, if in high heels. But apparently men’s feet are ugly, and in films men always wear shoes or at least socks. When on the beach, the sand and water covers their feet. Apparently research deemed men’s feet unattractive, and most everyone on screen should be attractive.
Old Age. Most everyone acting in films plays characters 18 to at most forty. Older characters are avoided—they move too slow and showing naps is boring, and in most films die and are important for their estates.
Bad breath. People who are not attractive. Disabilities of any kind (Unless you are Ironside.)
Counter intuitively, films often feature politicians as attractive.