Getting Behind The Curve
Barbara knew society rarely butted out when it came to butts. She felt a need to get behind this trend before it bottomed out. Why were naked butts on the beach, even on TV–too cheeky? Barbara understood attraction to faces, even to chests–but one’s behind was behind one. Folks only saw it when you walked away.
Butts were never hip.
Few take butts seriously–finishing is bottoms up, the worst is hitting rock bottom, making an ass of yourself. Are you the butt of jokes? All genders and orientations enjoy rear ends that are full and never end, visually divine, not asinine. Is it silly to find plump lumps of flesh thrilly? History and eyeballs say nay.
Is it a dark secret? How and why we are attracted to certain body parts (actually, all body parts, including feet.) How this story ends depends on how you feel about rear ends.