Fiction

  • My Inner Werewolf Chapters 6-15

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    Chapter Six On Trial I shaved using the bedroom mirror.  It was important this morning to see myself whole. My face looked fine and while my hand ached there were no marks anyone would notice.  I chose a new suit, never worn.  New white shirt, new black socks, new underwear.  Even a new tie.  I…

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  • My Inner Werewolf Chapters 1-5

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    My Inner Werewolf By Victor Schwartzman Victor Schwartzman vschwartzman@gmail.com 604-987-0190 604-328-0154 906 Bowron Court North Vancouver, BC V7H 2S7 Canada Copyright Victor Schwartzman, July 2023 ISBN: 978-1-7777625-0-6 Chapter One My Anger Anger led me to become a monster.  A real life monster, in many ways.  I have anger issues beyond issues.  Anger rules my life. …

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  • Real Life Interactions In The Digital Age

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    Arnold was exhausted.  He concluded it was because he was around other people.  When he sat at home alone, he had plenty of energy, or at least enough.  At 80, he never had quite enough energy.  Alone, he interacted with people by a distance, with delays—texts, emails.  No matter how stressful the interaction was, now…

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  • A New Climate Change

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    A New Climate Change Jack was increasingly concerned about climate change.  Not tornadoes or atmospheric rivers or heat waves.  Jack was concerned about farts.  People ate healthier, with far more fiber, resulting in a wave of farts.  Riding in an elevator was often an unpleasant experience, as was being stuck in a meeting with ten…

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  • Following Advice

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    A group of elephants, wisest of the beasts, wanted a leader and asked the Wise Old Elephant what to do.  She asked why they could not make their own decision.  They did not understand her response and created a King. The Rhinos said don’t do it, but the elephants would not listen. He was not…

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  • Turning The Other Cheek

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    Martin was a regular fellow.  Unfortunately, people ignored him and his ideas, hurting his feelings.  He always turned the other cheek.  His turning the cheek was not based on any religious belief.  It felt demeaning.  He needed an alternative.  Eventually Martin had artificial cheeks implanted.    The new cheeks looked like his real cheeks–but now when…

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  • Sleeping Through Life

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    Simon worked hard.  Work was his entire life.  He loved it, was good at it, was widely respected.  He did not mind he had no partner, no family.  What he did mind was being asleep.  He could not work while asleep.  He lost time–and resented that.    As he aged, his body asked for more sleep…

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  • Emily Dickinson Hated Submitting

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    Emily Dickinson hated submitting.  It was demeaning, ill fitting.  She wrote for herself and felt no need for her work to be judged by others.  But.  By her sixties she had many poems sitting unknown on her shelves and now believed people should read them.  She had to get her work published.  Yet Emily Dickinson…

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  • What Should I Tell My Daughter?

    I have a daughter of two—just reaching out to people.  What should I tell her about relationships?  About how to be with people?  What might she tell me as an adult?  I needed to know, so being an experienced astroelectrician, I designed and built a time machine (in my basement, near the pool table.)  One…

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  • Lust, on Mars – Chapter 5 – Mars and Me

    While George struggled with his situation, at the front desk of the Clinic Shallot and her two besties dropped off the rest of Alice’s chocolate.  Alice had died before she could eat the rest.  The woman smiled pleasantly, took the chocolate and told them George would get it.    Then it was quiet.    “I want to…

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