Category: Flash Fiction

Constipation [Reader Advisory: Ugh] Mitchell never thought much about constipation (who does?) until it quietly arrived in his late seventies.  His body had been a tool he used.  He never thought about greasing it, feeding it fibre, forgetting fries, having his tires rotated.  Turns out, took quite a while to realize he was constipated, almost […]

Presidential Extraditions God smiled when the new President called upon the Devil.  It was not enough for the new President to deport people, not enough to criminally prosecute anyone who opposed him.  The new President wanted to send them all to hell.   The Devil, as one would expect, liked the idea.  But every deal with […]

Rising prices Cassandra, in her seventies, remembered going to movies as a child.  She walked to the theatre on her own, it was safe.  Cost twenty-five cents, plus ten cents for popcorn and a drink.  A plump roaster chicken at the grocery was under two dollars.  Gas was pennies.  Homes were sold on fixed mortgages.  […]

Destiny Humans had not evolved to live beyond the Earth but a consortium of wealthy tech entrepreneurs believed it was humanity’s destiny—to create colonies in space (not on the Moon, boring, but on Mars.)  Destiny must be fulfilled and the entrepreneurs had money.  Getting colonists to Mars held imposing problems, including lengthy exposure to solar […]

Hummingbirds Hummingbirds are a tiny miracle.  They race through life.  They are the smallest of living avian therpod dinosaurs, eating flower nectar and insects.  They are known as hummingbirds because of the sound created flapping their wings, which can reach 99 flaps per second.  They must eat a great deal and hibernate when foods is […]

Ruth Ruth was born in Brooklyn of parents who immigrated from the Ukraine around 1920, a shoemaker and a homemaker.  In the late 1930s, she met Sidney at a Communist Party meeting.  She believed in workers’ rights and equality.  He was there to meet girls.  They dated, married, had two sons.  He formed a jewellery […]

Sidney Sidney always felt shortchanged by life.  Yes, he had a fine, loving wife and eventually two sons.  But he wanted to go to college, make something of himself.  Instead, as jobs were scarce, he and his two brothers formed a jewelry business, making rings.  Sidney created the gold and silver rings, his two brothers […]

Everyone copes with bad feelings, Charlene included: bad feelings from relationships, from family, from her colleagues and supervisor.  None of them directly affected her, except the break-ups.  Work was okay enough.  No, it was when a movie ended badly (poorly written.)  Feeling angry, jealous, depressed.  Charlene had relationships full of eventual bad feelings, though they […]

Building Empires Kings believe ruling a small nation is not enough.  They need bigger: more territory, more subjects, to expand their borders, conquer other lands, killing the people living there if they objected.  It was a natural process.  Expansion was important.  Kings believed if they could show they were bigger, even the Kings with small […]

Waiting for Entertainment to Deliver Earnest found the world a tough place and depended on entertainment to bring him needed escape.  He needed to get lost in a novel, a film, music.  He needed a world where antagonism was a mere fiction, not reality.  He needed escape, but waiting for it was increasingly difficult.  His […]

Love People You Don’t Love Truth was concerned.  These days, loving one another was more important than ever, yet humanity was obsessed with conflict and war.  Greed was happy, Lust was beyond itself and Mars, the God of War, blossomed.  Only Truth saw it as a good time for a few, bad times for most.  […]

Loving People You Don’t Love Truth was concerned.  These days, loving one another was more important than ever, yet humanity was full of conflict, war, arguments.  Greed was happy, Lust was beyond itself and Mars, the God of War, had blossomed.  Truth saw it as a good time for a few, bad times for most.  […]

Greenland Eric worried that Greenland was very appealing to the President.  For one, the President believed it was actually green and not nearly as icy as it claimed.  The country had really great minerals too, and was big.  The President’s intended legacy included a significantly expanded nation.  And Greenland had to be good because money […]

Men And Sex [Reader Advisory] Marvin led a team studying what aroused people.  They had been at it thirty years (there was a lot to research.)  Women seemed straightforward, men were all over the map.  Marvin and the men on his team found it fascinating and disorienting.  The women smirked.  Women enjoyed sex but did […]

Aging Milton found aging to be a process of increasing tiredness.  Needing naps.  Waking up slowly, pushing himself from bed rather than leaping.  Gut problems draining his energy (took a long time to realize it.)  B-12, Magnesium, prescription pills.  Dreading walking a few blocks, arthritis pain and no energy, he shuffled.  Seeing something new every […]

 A Late Night Story About Naming Names Now that we’re all in the living room, past Christmas and looking at the New Year coming, I’ll tell you a little story.  I could have told it on Halloween.  It’s been that kind of year.      Our President believes his name should be on almost everything.  So […]

Shallow Mike earned a living in construction but lived to write poetry.  He had several books published but, despite the music in his writing, he wondered whether he had anything to offer more than cliches.  How shallow was he?  What was he, deep inside?  Did he have a deep inside?  He avoided cliches (or thought […]

Expectations Andromeda needed therapy for anxiety, for her failed expectations.  She did not consider her expectations unrealistic—they were what life should deliver: happiness.  To achieve happiness, as did so many of her generation, Andromeda turned to AI. Why?  By her mid-twenties, earning a modest living as a commercial writer (she wanted to write screenplays), she […]

A President Without Precedent I am a President without precedent– think of all I’ve affected since re-elected.  My deeds you should have expected (though I have misdirected.)  I call you names, won’t play your games. I’m not dumb.  I love you numb    because half the country is scum   who deserve being under my […]