Peace? God created Peace but never energized it. Peace often asked God why She created Peace only to never use it. God’s reply was always Peace was a good idea but the time was not right. Peace was discouraged. Eons passed. The time was never right. As 2025 unfolded, Peace again spoke with God. “You […]
War Everyone agreed it was time for the annual lunch with War. War was on the move again. It never stopped, really, but occasionally slowed. War was born with humanity, gaining power and consciousness from any conflict. As humanity and civilization grew, so did War, until War was Itself. War considered itself crucial to humanity’s […]
Hamlet Today Hamlet Today Hamlet did not consider himself a ditherer but doing nothing but watch had enabled a scheming idiot to marry Hamlet’s mother, the Queen, and become King, quickly revealing he was a tyrant—seeking petty revenge on opponents, sending troops onto the streets and seas to round up immigrants and kill drug runners. […]
No Kings Day This year citizens took to the streets to demonstrate against the current administration with a No Kings Day (twice, but these are the times we live in.) What about next year? We will certainly have more No Kings Days, and in addition we could have: No Bullying Day No Personal Insults Instead […]
Dorian Gray As President Dorian Gray always wanted it easy. He was born into wealth, dabbled in real estate and casinos, but often went bankrupt because he enjoyed stiffing contractors, spent too much on gold toilets, and working hard was not easy. Dorian Gray always wanted it easy. Dorian decided it was time to make […]
The Church Of Me The Church Of Me The nation was created by Christians fleeing religious persecution by other Christians, founding it not as a Christian nation (they had seen the danger in uniting Church and State.) However, over hundreds of years the nation evolved, as did its religion, which was a new version of […]
Film Actors We Live With Who Die Film Actors We Live With Who Die Maurice began reading obits of famous people in his twenties. Then, most died in their late sixties; now, in their early eighties. The worst were actors he ‘knew’ for decades. The very worst were actors he first saw as children, who […]
Shutdown Today Arnold was super frustrated by the latest Government shutdown. Such failures only happened in his country. The shutdowns came when the parties refused to agree on the yearly Government spending bill. Civil servants went unpaid, projects postponed, benefits stopped. Many citizens viewed it as a news item. It rarely affected them directly. A […]
Seeking The Nobel Peace Prize The new President really really wanted to be given—to him, win–the Nobel Peace Prize. He believed it would show the world what a wonderful person he was. Peace, after all, meant a lot more to people than science and that other stuff. He realized it was not a sure thing, […]
Porn Nazis After the Nazis invaded a country one of their first acts was to spread pornography. They knew there was nothing better for them than most of the captured country’s men jerking off at home. It worked in every country except France (French men were already preoccupied.) When the nation elected a new President, […]
The New President’s New Halloween The New President’s new Halloween was like no other. In addition to young trick or treaters, he sent armed troops to major cities—not costumes, the real thing. The troops had loaded automatic weapons and did not ask for candy (they had their own.) It was a truly unusual Halloween, unusually […]
Stress Angela’s work was tough. At work, she managed people in a large corporation, responsible for their screw ups as well their failures. It was work that ground her down no matter how hard she tried. She brought the tension home. Some evenings, everything her partner did was wrong, the place was filthy, the food […]
The New President’s New Army The new President had bone spurs which prevented him from being in the military, although he could still play golf, but he knew what the military should be: a glorious fighting force in his image. So, when elected, he declared war was man’s work. More, officers not white were promoted […]